CORPORAL X-TREME

FREELANCE JUSTICE FIGHTER GUY

HE HAS NO TIME FOR TEAMS BECAUSE HE IS ANTIHERO

Bungee jumped off a bridge into a pool of frenzied sharks. While swallowing a sword.

Skateboarding onto a tank, backflipping over it throwing grenades into the cockpit, then using the explosion to propel himself onto a helicopter, whereupon he punches the pilot out of the window, skateboards on top of the propeller blades and rides the wind back down to earth

He can do all that with one hand. While in another hand he is holding a 30lb lespaul doing a DREGANFAERC solo.

and that's just how he gets out of bed in the morning.

before eating a bowl of Cinnamon Toast Crunch, the most XTREME of cereals.

then he flosses with guitar strings, BASS gutiar strings. After brushing with toilet bowl cleaner and a grill brush.

Eats belts like taffy.

he has a bed made entirely out of live cougars, but he doesn't sleep. He only rapes women for 8 hours every night.

Affiliations: the 90s