The "Justice For All" Speech

Good evening, comrades and citizens of /Co/ City. This is Nicky Two-Vests, broadcasting on all regular and emergency frequencies.

It is currently 11:34 by the Official Clock, which is hanging on the wall less than two feet away from me. I stand here to tell you that President Anomalous Norm is dead. Dead, by my hand.

I can hear the cries already: This is wrong, this is unjust, this is vile! But the fact is that this IS justice. I could not stand by and watch this man rule over our fair city with the blood of one of my oldest Comrades on his hands. Blood demands blood- and it has been given.

This is the dawn of a new era in /Co/ City- an era of righteousness, of equality, and of vengeance. No more shall menaces like the Internet Hate Machine and his Sageworthy Society run roughshod across our fair city, killing and maiming the populace as they see fit, without retribution exacted upon them. No more shall the other nations impinge upon our beliefs and traditions, mocking and destroying as they see fit. From today, my comrades-in-arms, we shall have our freedom! Freedom from constant fear of so-called "supervillains", from those who hate and envy us, from those who despise our ways of love and charity!

From today, /co/mrades, we shall have freedom. We shall have liberty. Wrongs will be righted. Debts shall be repaid. Crimes shall be answered.

And there will be justice for all.

Thank you.